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You Are EXACTLY Sexy Enough For These Shirts Bratwurst. Pie. If there are two words more evocative of the ethos of, I don’t want to know what they are. (Also, I just used both the words “evocative” and “ethos” in the same sentence.)
It’s like they’re our mission statement, disguised as a mantra, only now conveniently represented pictorially in a long-sleeved cotton t-shirt [...]
25 Hours in Frog Hollow, Part IX: Podiums and Ill-Timed Naps A Note from Fatty: Next week, November 25-26, I’ll be doing a special pre-order for the new Fat Cyclist long-sleeve t-shirt. Check it out:

I love this design. It’s both beautiful and an excellent mission statement. 
In addition to this new design, I’ll be bringing back the painted-look design, this time as a long-sleeve T. And [...]
25 Hours in Frog Hollow, Part VIII: The Big Finish is Not the Finish Once I found that The Hammer had upped her goal from merely destroying the women’s Solo SS record at Frog Hollow to being the outright fastest Solo woman — gears or not — at Frog Hollow, I wanted to get some intel on where she stood on objective, and I asked Zach and Brooks to [...]
25 Hours in Frog Hollow, Part VII: Tortoise It was two in the morning. Or maybe it was three. Really, I don’t know. I was just grinding along, riding with The Hammer. And we were having a conversation about how many laps we would end up riding during this race.
“At the rate we’re going, I think we’re going to do about eighteen laps,” [...]
25 Hours in Frog Hollow, Part VI: Date Night Here’s a very useful tip for you to keep in mind if you ever want to do a 24 (or 25) hour race, solo. Don’t have this thought as the sun goes down: “I’m going to be riding my bike in the dark for the next twelve hours.” 
Because, while perfectly accurate, it’s not a particularly productive [...]